Posts Tagged ‘twisted’

Captain Planet #1 Remixed

April 17, 2013

The ony reason I’m posting this is because over time there have been numerous questionable search engine terms that have led people to my blog. The most recent (and not the first time I might add) was ‘batman porn blog‘. Therefore I see this as an opportunity to up the ante somewhat in this depraved game.

The other day I picked up a copy of Captain Planet and The Planeteers Comic #1 While flipping through it I found that some of the panels when taken out of context appealed to my purile and perverted sense of humour. Naturally I wanted to share this with the rest of the class so I paid the princely sum of 50 pence for the comic and did what any slightly bored and talented (whilst I’m at it; charming, handsome and modest) individual would do, and rearragend them into my own twisted little story…

Captain Planet - Out of context 1

Captain Planet - Out of context 2

Josh

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Bogie Bastards

March 29, 2011

I once wrote a book…

When I was 7.

It was called Bogie Bastards.

I’ve written other books, but this one as far as I am aware was the first and last of it’s kind.

I guess the idea behind it was something in the same vein as an activity book since it contained an array of creativity from jokes and doodles to song parodies and very short stories such as my star trek fan fictions which consisted mostly of swear words.

What shocked me most were some of the ‘draw-er-rings wot I did’. The one that grabbed me most was the image in which the double quiffed protagonist is threatening an anonymous stranger in a doorway with a gun whilst verbally abusing him, all the while his penis protrudes from his trousers standing semi erect and pointing in the same direction as the gun.

And just to prove that I’m not lying here is said image:

What can I say, it was the 90’s.

I have thus been inspired to recapture the essence of the original and recreate the protagonist using my skillz.

I don’t think my parents will be too happy about me posting this. I’m not sure they’re even fully aware of my little masterpiece – but fuck it.

Some people may think that there was and still is something wrong with me and that I am a product of a twisted society and bizarre upbringing. Well you may be right, you may be wrong. Either way I couldn’t care less.

Josh