Posts Tagged ‘life’

How To Be A Klingon Male

January 27, 2016

Men (and women): You may, in your encounters on the world wide interweb have come across articles or posts telling you how to be a better man.

These revelations, no doubt will have been compiled by keyboard jockeys, self styled lifestyle gurus and other radicals seeking to destabilise our way of life with their never ending torrents of bullshit that needlessly over complicate things.

Seriously, who writes this shit? #17? And 18? Fack awff. Well, it got me thinking and I figured one can be as macho, metro sexual or handy with power tools as they want, it doesn’t matter how manly you think you are because ultimately you are not Klingon. And as we all know that’s about as manly as things get next to a carniverous gun toting beard that was born to kill.

Seeing as that is an unrealistic aspiration for even the best of us, as a remedy I put together this Klingon self help video. Don’t thank me, I’m just doing my bit to improve the world.

Josh

Fictional Albums: Circle of Bastard

January 31, 2013

I realise I haven’t done one of these for a while so I’m going to give you this fake album based on a real fictional band if that’s clear enough.

Circle of Bastard Album Cover - Joshua Kahan

Circle (as they’re known amongst fans) are an intense metal act that often bleed on stage. I hope people understand the type of band they are, if not then you’ll just have to sit this one out. There are plans somewhere down the line to record these songs, I’m just not sure when.

Circle of Bastard
– Gimme Your Teeth
– My Heart Just Tastes of Blood
– Spit-Roasted by the Pain of Life
– All I do is Burn
– Agony of Life (pt.IV revisited)

Josh

Life Drawing is Fun!

February 4, 2010

I’ve found lately that life drawing classes have been a bit more exciting when I don’t actually try to draw things properly. Odd that.

I’m not sure what else to say about these images, i guess they say more alone than with any words a deranged individual such as myself could come up with to accompany them.

Enjoy?

Josh